Time to Toss the Turd-tastic Trump

Time to Toss the Turd-tastic Trump - Political Poem By a Pondering PunditThere is a nasty little foul orange turd,

that throws childish fits and wants to be heard.

It had such aspirations, a president to be,

which terrified most people, even across the sea!

It shouted, insulted, degraded, and mocked,

and people all over gasped and balked.

Unfortunately now, we see that few,

thought the turd was great, a leader they’d choose.

The hate, the loathing, the anger that churned,

so awful and mean, it should have be spurned.

The turd it’s terrible, an unstable king,

and worse, it’s not a bright little thing.

Its grotesque tiny hands, its swoop for a hat,

some people want a leader like that.

It boggles the mind, more than a little,

that this slimy turd didn’t make these folks piddle.

Tricked by anger it made some people think,

a turd like this wouldn’t make us sink.

But the lack of reality and wealth of lies,

all it really does is attract the flies.

This silly little turd we took as a joke,

is a step away from making us choke.

The turd is a problem and way too serious,

the path that lead here is far too curious.

It’s time we do what we know is right,

grab the moist towelette and wipe.

No longer a joke, understand the danger,

then flush this nasty turd and dispose of anger.

It might be a nutty, interesting turd,

but it is something we shouldn’t have heard.

So flush that thing, and wash your hands clean,

of that which should not have been seen.

Find a leader on the ticket that’s true,

or write one in, it could even be you!

Then take a breath of clean fresh air,

and forget about the turd with fake hair.

So get out and vote, then on with your day,

the stink of the turd will soon go away.

Talk to your friends, your family, your spouse,

about how you banished the turd from your house.

No more hate, anger, or bigotry here,

we are all now better without its fear.

Now be a good person and make the right choice,

your most powerful weapon is a good moral voice!

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